Bloody vending machine in work is only taking exact change so I could only get a Smarties bar. But this is no ordinary Smarties bar - it’s an “exploding one”!Massive flashbacks going on here. What the hell was the name of that sweet crystalline stuff in a bag that you shook on to your tongue in the 1970’s and it exploded all over it? it’s the same stuff. Hurrah, I’ve got a disco on my tongue. I thought they had banned it cos it contained plutonium or some other such “bad for children” thing.

But then this is Nestle, so it probably does contain plutonium.

Clackers anyone?

Conor O'Neill

Tech guy who likes running slowly

Bandon, Cork, Ireland http://conoroneill.com