I finally get my own character in Dilbert

I've always thought I was a dead ringer for Wally in appearance if not behaviour. Today's Dilbert has "Milt", a married man.

It’s me I tell you, it’s me.

I need to lie down now - yesterday was both Oscar’s and Catherine’s birthday.

27 kids in KidzKlub going mental. I was exhausted just trying to remember their names.

Why is it that little girls know how to cartwheel but little boys don’t? Is it genetic?