From the Onion: Irish-Heritage Timeline
Sample: “1487 - In a decision still regretted today, Irish let a few British friends stay in Belfast”.
This must have been written by a Paddy. Makes me proud to be Irish.
Unfortunately, as I spent 8 years in the Scouts as a kid and had to march in the pissing rain every March 17th in the Paddy’s Day Parade in Kilkenny, I now have a pathological loathing of the whole day. Saluting a buch of no-name County Councillors who were happily sitting in the dry in an open-sided Smithwicks truck trailer has made me a bitter man. Snakes, schmakes.
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