John Braxton Hicks has a lot to answer for

Posted by Conor O'Neill on Wednesday, November 1, 2006

Not only did he invent those horrible contractions which didn’t exist before 1872 but he also plays the saxophone.

For once, would one of our bloody children arrive early before my wife loses her mind and what’s left of her pelvis?

The Tailor of Secours had better hand over the Oxytocin, Prostaglandin, Epidural and Red Bull Slammer next Tuesday.

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