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John Braxton Hicks has a lot to answer for

Posted on November 1, 2006, by Conor O'Neill, under Babies, Family, Health.

Not only did he invent those horrible contractions which didn’t exist before 1872 but he also plays the saxophone.

For once, would one of our bloody children arrive early before my wife loses her mind and what’s left of her pelvis?

The Tailor of Secours had better hand over the Oxytocin, Prostaglandin, Epidural and Red Bull Slammer next Tuesday.

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3 Replies to "John Braxton Hicks has a lot to answer for"

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braxton hicks  on January 27, 2007

wow. thanks for the link. fyi, my first name is not john. that was my great, great, grandfather.

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conor  on January 28, 2007

That was very lazy of me, I’ve only now realised that it’s more than your surname.

I assume you are not related to the contractions guy?

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conor  on January 28, 2007

For anyone else reading this, Braxton is totally for real and the guy whom the contractions are named after really is his great great grandfather. Gotta love Google.

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