Make the nasty man get out of my head
Carl Jr's (burger chain) did a fabulous ad recently starring Paris Hilton. It's only flaw was the presence of Paris Hilton. You can see it here: The Spicy BBQ Six Dollar Burger
A recruitment company have just psychologically damaged me for the remainder of my life with this:
What’s Hot?
Ye know, I think I he works here in one of the Labs………..
Posted by Conor O'Neill on Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Camera Phone Blogging
OK so I figured out how to send a cameraphone picture via Flickr to Blogger but I had to hand-edit this text and post title afterwards. Need to suss how to do this from the phone. All this so I can get picture of new baby out to the world in double-quick time when he arrives. I need a life......
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Posted by Conor O'Neill on Friday, June 10, 2005
Anne Bancroft Dies
Damn - Great actress. Still looking stunning even last year. She was great in the final episode of the last series of "Curb" with Mel Brooks. They cast Larry in "The Producers" so that it would be a flop but it all back-fired. Beautiful recursion. But I have to admit to never seeing all of “The Graduate”. What a Philistine.
Graduate star Anne Bancroft dies
Posted by Conor O'Neill on Wednesday, June 8, 2005
Dilation diary
I’ve threatened Catherine that i’m going to blog from the delivery room in Bons. Divorce may result if i do. But I’ve just figured out how! My first phone blog entry.
Posted by Conor O'Neill on Tuesday, June 7, 2005
That's one hell of a plum Matron
Never let it be said that this blog encourages porn. But here's one just for the fellas: Rachel Gets Fruity
I hope that fruit isn’t meant to be life sized or life coloured. If it is, I’m in serious trouble.
Posted by Conor O'Neill on Tuesday, June 7, 2005
I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town.
Just wasted 2 hours of my life watching "Closer". What a steaming turd of a movie. Why do they make films about people who you just want to die within 10 minutes of the opening scene? Not a great weekend of movies. “Meet the Fockers” was desperately disappointing - how lazy were they to blow the opportunity of having Hoffman and Streisand on the screen together? And “Ocean’s 12” was only passable.
Posted by Conor O'Neill on Monday, June 6, 2005
Infacterly Butterly
This guy is more and more impressive by the day. Not only is this just an awesome idea for a wet miserable June Bank Holiday Sunday but it also makes me think back maybe 30 years ago to when my grandaunts down in “The Boola” in Adamstown in Wexford used to make butter. I still remember the ridged wooden paddles they used to form the butter and how gorgeous everything they fed us was (those eggs, mmmmmm).
Posted by Conor O'Neill on Sunday, June 5, 2005
Unique O'Neill
We specialise in giving our kids names that either can't be pronounced outside of Ireland (Oisín), can't be pronounced inside of Ireland (Sibéal - or Sibín as the Health Board thinks she is called) or make people go "ah, named after X?" (Oscar - actually named after the Sesame Street character). Child number 4 is in serious trouble. This post has some interesting ones worth considering. Follow the link to Google.
Posted by Conor O'Neill on Friday, June 3, 2005
Poptastic
Bloody vending machine in work is only taking exact change so I could only get a Smarties bar. But this is no ordinary Smarties bar - it's an "exploding one"!Massive flashbacks going on here. What the hell was the name of that sweet crystalline stuff in a bag that you shook on to your tongue in the 1970's and it exploded all over it? it's the same stuff. Hurrah, I've got a disco on my tongue.
Posted by Conor O'Neill on Monday, May 30, 2005
I finally get my own character in Dilbert
I've always thought I was a dead ringer for Wally in appearance if not behaviour. Today's Dilbert has "Milt", a married man. It’s me I tell you, it’s me.
I need to lie down now - yesterday was both Oscar’s and Catherine’s birthday.
27 kids in KidzKlub going mental. I was exhausted just trying to remember their names.
Why is it that little girls know how to cartwheel but little boys don’t?
Posted by Conor O'Neill on Friday, May 27, 2005