They really missed a trick on The Apprentice tonight. What man wouldn’t buy a chair shaped like a giant knob? Light Cubes for £85, me hole.
Syed is a god of sales: “these are the future of fuel cans” – said with a totally straight face. A full recovery after his disasterous car sales technique where I am sure they cut some of his patter with one couple : “This car is made of pure gold. It will be worth one billion pounds in three years time. If you buy it, I promise to give you my first born son, and my second born. Pleeeeeeease buy it.”
But I still miss Jo.
Best line of the night came from Margaret when she described Sharon, Syed and Tuan as “The Whinger, the Liar and the Planner”.
Whew, he finally fired the whingey griping gooseberry-sucking sour-pussed Scot.
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April 13, 2006 at 11:36 am
Now then I’m a bit worried.
There were two chair types on the program last night. One strangely shaped thing made out of wooden slats. The other a yellow and black affair covered in fur shaped like a piece of fruit. Either way I’m a bit worried about the state of your tackle.
Not sure who I want to win. But you could make a great Star Trek crew out of the remaining members.
April 13, 2006 at 9:33 pm
So when he straddled the banana-chair, you didn’t think it looked “interesting”?