Why Dave Barry is God
Posted on May 10, 2005, by Conor, under Uncategorized.
From a 1992 Column in the Miami Herald Tribune:
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Speaking of true quotations, please repeat the statement that Sonda Ward of Nashville, Tenn., swears she heard made by a man expressing concern to a woman who had been unable to get a ride to a church function.
He said: ”Estelle, if I’d a knowed you’d a want to went, I’d a seed you’d a got to get to go.”
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Please un-retire Dave, please.
