Why Dave Barry is God

From a 1992 Column in the Miami Herald Tribune: ---------------------- Speaking of true quotations, please repeat the statement that Sonda Ward of Nashville, Tenn., swears she heard made by a man expressing concern to a woman who had been unable to get a ride to a church function. He said: ''Estelle, if I'd a knowed you'd a want to went, I'd a seed you'd a got to get to go.'' ---------------------- Please un-retire Dave, please.

Conor O'Neill

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