It's a miracle

No, just more dumb blind desperation. Living, as I do, so close to the famous moving statues of Ballinspittle, I love it when other nationalities can act as clueless as us. Statues moving? No? Squint. Moving now? Nah. Here drink this paint thinner. Moving now? Yeah! Wow, that's amazing, tell the world. [Mary Image Still Drawing Crowds]( Check out the [Other Holy Sightings ](,1,867798.story?coll=chi-newslocal-hed&ctrack=1andcset=true)in the side-bar of this one for a belly-laugh.

Conor O'Neill

Tech guy who likes running slowly

Bandon, Cork, Ireland